no headline needed.

ok so, my friend constance found this somewhere. i'm not sure where, but i'm sooooooo glad she did. definitely the funniest thing i've read in awhile. seriously -- this is effin' hilarious.
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Here is [his] interpretation of what was going on with the photographer during this shoot:

Ok now everyone; I want you to put on your tightest pair of Jordache jeans. Ladies make sure your crotch looks like you stuffed a small woodland creature inside them and its fighting for its life to get out. Great! Now, everyone take off their belts except for Zuckerman and Kelly. I want to see those waistlines.

Everyones doing just fine. Now Steve; squat down like your pushing out a quiet fart and grab Kelly around the waist using your thumb to try to stroke her nipples.
Kelly, take off your shoes, roll up your jeans and pretend like your holding in a pee after youve had 4 cherry Clearly Canadians, then stick your right hand down in the crease of your Jordaches drawing even more attention to the woodland creature trying to escape from your pelvis.

Donna and David, get into the most awkward 'were just friends' pose you can muster...and let me see here...David roll up your jeans, put on this pair of bowling shoes and give me a grin that says I'm secretly feeling up Donna.
This is looking good guys, were halfway there.
Zuckerman; cling on to Brandon like he's about to take your job as editor in the school paper and you want to experience sex from someone whose not Latino. Let me see more pelvis area. Good.

Now lets start a hand-in-pocket train starting with you Dylan. Oh, did I mention for everyone to roll up their sleeves like youre a 50's greaser?
Now, Dylan, youre the bad boy of the group so I want you to make an X with your legs symbolizing your disregard for authority. Hand in Brenda's jeans, good. Whisper to Brenda how youd like to be in Steve's shoes right now even though they are white K-Swisss.

Now Brenda, I need for you to stick your hands in Brandon's front pocket as well. Dont worry what people will think, knowing youre twins. Pretend like your looking for loose change down there and give me a look like you just found a Susan B. Anthony dollar, but you're keeping it a secret from the gang. Shhh! I wont tell.
Brandon, would you be more comfortable, if we swapped out Zuckerman for Nat? No? Ok then everybody hold still; this ones gonna be a keeper.

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how funny is that? omg.

~leigh